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ANIMAL JOKESMeatballs
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies: "Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins".
My goldfish died
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
Barnyard Poem
The sky was dark,
the moon was high,
we were alone,
just she and I.
Her hair was brown,
her eyes were too.
I knew just what
she wanted to do.
So with my courage
I did my best,
and placed my hand
upon her breast.
I trembled and shook
and felt her heart,
slowly she spread
her legs apart.
I knew she was ready,
but I didn't know how.
It was my first try
at milking a cow.
Mad Cow Disease
There are two cows in a field.
One says to the other: "So what do you think of mad cow disease?"
The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
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