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POLITICAL JOKESYou have two cows
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
Macedonism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred through an intermediary to a Greece company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Chento, Branko and Nikola
Q: What is the difference between Metodija Andonov - Chento, Branko Crvenkovski and Nikola Gruevski?
A: Chento couldn't tell a lie, Branko couldn't tell the truth, and Nikola doesn't know the difference!
He got elected
"My uncle ran for the Parliament last month!"
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
Half of the Parliament
A member of the Macedonian Parliament, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Parliament is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the other members of the Parliament demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Parliament is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
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