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Laughter is the best medicine — and Barney's Web has been the pharmacy of the Macedonian-Canadian community for 22 years. Rebuilt for 2026: 624 jokes, four galleries, and one very stubborn Sotir.

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Democracy is when you can say whatever you want — and do whatever you're TOLD!Workers of the world, SORRY! — Yours truly, Karl MarxLove is blind — that's why its sense of TOUCH is so finely tuned!A kiss is a request submitted on the second floor to check whether the ENTRANCE downstairs is open!I'm all for the kind of labor that CREATES man!Men are like matches... the moment they flare up, they LOSE their heads!When a man hooks a sucker, that's called fishing... When a woman hooks one, that's called MARRIAGE!Why expose yourself to unnecessary hangovers? ...Just STAY drunk!True, alcohol shortens your life — but at least we've seen DOUBLE what everyone else has!Man is our greatest TREASURE... said the cannibal!When you're not here beside me, I'm a few sheep short of a FULL flock!She finally told me her name — at least now I know WHERE I stand!Flies are the best journalists... they're first on the scene the moment something STINKS!There are no cannibals in our tribe... we ATE the last one yesterday!Men want wives who'll BELIEVE they have a business trip every week... Women want husbands who ACTUALLY have one every week!I love getting into girls' jeans... I just have to make sure the FARMER never catches me!A girl becomes a woman when, deep inside, she feels a FIRM reason for it!Democracy is when everyone has the RIGHT to say exactly what I think!Hair falls out because it isn't EVERGREEN!EVERYTHING keeps getting heavier and heavier... myself included!Marriage is what comes AFTER life and BEFORE death!If you can't live without each other, get married... THEN you'll be able to!Democracy is when you can say whatever you want — and do whatever you're TOLD!Workers of the world, SORRY! — Yours truly, Karl MarxLove is blind — that's why its sense of TOUCH is so finely tuned!A kiss is a request submitted on the second floor to check whether the ENTRANCE downstairs is open!I'm all for the kind of labor that CREATES man!Men are like matches... the moment they flare up, they LOSE their heads!When a man hooks a sucker, that's called fishing... When a woman hooks one, that's called MARRIAGE!Why expose yourself to unnecessary hangovers? ...Just STAY drunk!True, alcohol shortens your life — but at least we've seen DOUBLE what everyone else has!Man is our greatest TREASURE... said the cannibal!When you're not here beside me, I'm a few sheep short of a FULL flock!She finally told me her name — at least now I know WHERE I stand!Flies are the best journalists... they're first on the scene the moment something STINKS!There are no cannibals in our tribe... we ATE the last one yesterday!Men want wives who'll BELIEVE they have a business trip every week... Women want husbands who ACTUALLY have one every week!I love getting into girls' jeans... I just have to make sure the FARMER never catches me!A girl becomes a woman when, deep inside, she feels a FIRM reason for it!Democracy is when everyone has the RIGHT to say exactly what I think!Hair falls out because it isn't EVERGREEN!EVERYTHING keeps getting heavier and heavier... myself included!Marriage is what comes AFTER life and BEFORE death!If you can't live without each other, get married... THEN you'll be able to!

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